Avocado Canvas Tote Bag | 3 colors x 3 designs
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Ditch your plastic shopping bags and get one of theses Avocado-themed reusable canvas tote bags instead.
Key Facts:
- Material: Cotton Canvas
- Width: 13.8in (35cm)
- Height: 15.7in (40cm)
- Height of Handle: 9.8in (25cm)
1. What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?
Holy guacamole.
2. What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?
“Bravocado!”
3. Can I have your last avocado?
Avocadon’t you dare.
4. How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
5. Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
6. What is an avocado’s favorite song?
“I Guac the Line”
7. How did the roommate who stole the last avocado from the fruit bowl justify her thievery?
“I know it’s wrong, but it feels so ripe!”
8. What did the waitress say to the customer who wanted free guacamole?
“You can kiss my Hass.“
9. What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in?
“I’ve hit guac bottom.”
10. What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?
“You are all I avo wanted.”
11. What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”
12. What do you call it when Satan steals your guacamole?
Playing Devil’s Avocado.
13. What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.” (Dip, scoop, munch!)
14. What did one avocado half say to the other?
“Without you, I’m empty inside!”
15. What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
16. What did the avocado say to the fork?
“You guac my world.”
17. What’s an avocado’s favorite kind of exercise?
Avocardio!
18. How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?
Hard core.
Shipping is free of charge, unless indicated otherwise on the product pages.
This is possible through our unique shipping approach - please keep in mind that we're a family business, not a giant retailer.
We try to ship all products the traditional way: Via cargo vessels. This decreases the carbon footprint (CO2 emissions) by up to 3600% compared to air freight - yes, that's right: 36x less CO2 blown into the atmosphere!
If no cargo vessels are available for the route, we purchase carbon certificates to offset the carbon footprint of other means of transport.
82% of orders reach our customers in less than 10 days, but some orders can take 3-6 weeks to arrive.
No matter the means of transport - your products will arrive safe and sound - we provide a tracking number for every item we ship, enabling you to check on your order, whenever you want to.
Disclaimer: The transit times provided here and at checkout are estimates provided to us by the relevant shipping companies and our suppliers. No delivery option is guaranteed although the majority of deliveries happen on or before the estimated time. Delivery timelines are based on shipments to major destinations and do not include e.g. time in Customs. Transit times can also vary depending on the size and content of the parcel, the origin and destination locations within each country and public holidays. There may also be circumstances beyond our carriers' control, which affect transit times, such as bad weather conditions.
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Please allow 30 days for your order to arrive (see SHIPPING section). We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it! |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us and we'll sort out the details with your and our returns center for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! Please understand that return shipping is covered by the buyer, as we are a family business and returns are a big expense for us. |
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SHIPPING IS FREE! Even though we are a family business and it's hard to compete with the big retailers, this is one key benefit we want to provide to our customers, as well! |
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We Put Our Customers First to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us within 30 days of receiving the item and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent. |
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Ordering is absolutely secure. Your personal details are NEVER shared, sold or rented to anyone. We work with the biggest names in security technology to make sure our servers and payment systems are bulletproof. |
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We care about the planet! That's why we donate 1% of our profits to eco-friendly causes, like the WWF. Further, we ship carbon-neutral, meaning we offset all the emissions caused by our shipping by supporting compensating organizations. |
Ditch your plastic shopping bags and get one of theses Avocado-themed reusable canvas tote bags instead.
Key Facts:
- Material: Cotton Canvas
- Width: 13.8in (35cm)
- Height: 15.7in (40cm)
- Height of Handle: 9.8in (25cm)
1. What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?
Holy guacamole.
2. What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?
“Bravocado!”
3. Can I have your last avocado?
Avocadon’t you dare.
4. How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
5. Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
6. What is an avocado’s favorite song?
“I Guac the Line”
7. How did the roommate who stole the last avocado from the fruit bowl justify her thievery?
“I know it’s wrong, but it feels so ripe!”
8. What did the waitress say to the customer who wanted free guacamole?
“You can kiss my Hass.“
9. What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in?
“I’ve hit guac bottom.”
10. What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?
“You are all I avo wanted.”
11. What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”
12. What do you call it when Satan steals your guacamole?
Playing Devil’s Avocado.
13. What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.” (Dip, scoop, munch!)
14. What did one avocado half say to the other?
“Without you, I’m empty inside!”
15. What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
16. What did the avocado say to the fork?
“You guac my world.”
17. What’s an avocado’s favorite kind of exercise?
Avocardio!
18. How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?
Hard core.
Shipping is free of charge, unless indicated otherwise on the product pages.
This is possible through our unique shipping approach - please keep in mind that we're a family business, not a giant retailer.
We try to ship all products the traditional way: Via cargo vessels. This decreases the carbon footprint (CO2 emissions) by up to 3600% compared to air freight - yes, that's right: 36x less CO2 blown into the atmosphere!
If no cargo vessels are available for the route, we purchase carbon certificates to offset the carbon footprint of other means of transport.
82% of orders reach our customers in less than 10 days, but some orders can take 3-6 weeks to arrive.
No matter the means of transport - your products will arrive safe and sound - we provide a tracking number for every item we ship, enabling you to check on your order, whenever you want to.
Disclaimer: The transit times provided here and at checkout are estimates provided to us by the relevant shipping companies and our suppliers. No delivery option is guaranteed although the majority of deliveries happen on or before the estimated time. Delivery timelines are based on shipments to major destinations and do not include e.g. time in Customs. Transit times can also vary depending on the size and content of the parcel, the origin and destination locations within each country and public holidays. There may also be circumstances beyond our carriers' control, which affect transit times, such as bad weather conditions.
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Please allow 30 days for your order to arrive (see SHIPPING section). We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it! |
|
|
Returns are easy, simply contact us and we'll sort out the details with your and our returns center for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! Please understand that return shipping is covered by the buyer, as we are a family business and returns are a big expense for us. |
|
SHIPPING IS FREE! Even though we are a family business and it's hard to compete with the big retailers, this is one key benefit we want to provide to our customers, as well! |
|
|
We Put Our Customers First to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us within 30 days of receiving the item and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent. |
|
|
Ordering is absolutely secure. Your personal details are NEVER shared, sold or rented to anyone. We work with the biggest names in security technology to make sure our servers and payment systems are bulletproof. |
|
|
We care about the planet! That's why we donate 1% of our profits to eco-friendly causes, like the WWF. Further, we ship carbon-neutral, meaning we offset all the emissions caused by our shipping by supporting compensating organizations. |
